REVIEWS OF FLETCHER’S WORK
“Fletcher is an artist of considerable depth and great renown. That feels excessive. Delete that. Fletcher is an artist of average depth and of basically zero renown.”
-Shannon Lowe, Fletcher’s mom
“Met him at a coffee shop once. I think he drank some of my americano while I was in the bathroom but I can’t prove it.”
-Ben Affleck, alleged actor
“Who?”
-Mark Cuban, Dallas Mavericks minority owner
“I’m not giving your website a quote. Now please give me my car keys back.”
-a woman Fletcher thought was Gwyneth Paltrow